Nott Craig

Nottingham J. Craig, better known by his stage name, Nott Craig, is a member of The Mob. Nott normally acts as the lead actor in the hit play "There Can be Manly Musicals, Too....maybe", as he wields a single grenade and randomly yells out the catchphrase, "VICTORY!!" in the middle of battle. The play deals with an epic struggle between good and evil, so when Nott saw The Mob roaming the streets of Canada, he decided to join in the action so he could use his grenade in a real war. He had a odd fear of bowling pins, and generally tried to avoid Vander Vander Weyst Weyst and his pin of death. When The Mob finds The Monster and downs it with the javelina feet, Nott knows that the beast is not dead, but he couldn't contain himself to say that catchphrase one last time. He even got to throw his grenade, which was the happiest day of his life. As he fell to his death, shot down by Shoticus Witha Gunicus, he felt his life was complete. He had thrown that grenade and yelled out his catchphrase admirably.

Oh, yeah, Nott also bears an uncanny resembles Count Crrrrraig, but they're obviously different, seeing as he is Nott Craig. Sheesh.