BAMF Studios

BAMF Studios is a world-renowned record-breaking bowel-bursting hypen-forming film company based in Gilbert, Arizona. It is led under the powerful, dictatorlike iron fist of Brad Shoemaker and Nick DePalma, and is comprised of over 230 employees, many of which are beaten senselessly by these corrupt businessmen. The company's main accomplishment is the creation of the balls to the wall awesome Scarying trilogy. The letters in BAMF stand for "B", "A", "M", and "We rule" respectively. They're not exactly the best at spelling.

Origins
BAMF Studios was founded in the slums of Gilbert, namely, at Stan's yard, with the filming of The Cloverfield Witch Project. A home base was subsequently created and unmarked white vans were sent to find new victims employees. BAMF went under some hard times, what with the Great Famine of 'Ought 4 and, of course, the Mild Mannered Mutiny Made Mainly of Man Made Macaroni. BAMF lost its lead Bat Cave Scavenger, Steve Ac...celeration in the MMMMMoMMM, and thusly, the studio created a short music video in his honor, entitled Baby Got Ac...celeration. BAMF fell upon hard times when its third film, entitled Behind the World State was a piece of crap, as discussed by popular scholars, like Steven Hawking, Sir Isaac Newton, and Shaquille O'Neal. It seemed at this dark time, that BAMF.... was over.

Glory Years
This changed, however, with the release of the film The Scarying. Almost overnight, BAMF turned from a near-dead company into a multimedia corporate giant whose huge bonuses make AIG's look puny. Hell, just look at that new mansion they got! They even forced a few interns at gunpoint to make BAMF's next short film, The Search of Destiny. Of course, with all this power, the big-wigs at BAMF got hilariously arrogant and began to treat their company's workers poorly. In fact, Mr. Shoemaker and Mr. DePalma were known to go on random megalomaniacal rampages throughout the board meetings, and were often hell bent on taking over the world. Many think they have.

Future
Yeah, right, like we'd tell you about our future upcoming projects.

THERE'S ONE ABOUT A CERTAIN BAND DIRECTOR IN A COURT CASE AGAINST FOG, THERE'S A HI-LARIOUS RIPOFF OF MARIO, AND A POWER POINT PRESENTATION GONE WRONG

Shut up, you.