Cameron Langley

Cameron Langley is a world famous A-list actor that has starred in numerous, highly acclaimed films. He is also a skilled cameraman and has been in charge of shooting many successful movies, including the bowel-bursting-blockbuster, The Scarying.

Cameron is the embodiment of human male sexuality and physical prowess. He is second in wisdom and intelligence only to the Triune God himself. In short, Cameron Langley is the Alpha-male of the human race. Cameron Langley is a known arms dealer to Nickolas DePalma, and is responsible for the death of Emperor Nero, Adolf Hitler, and Kim Jong Il, among others.

Early Life
Cameron began his life when he was raised by a female wolf deep in the bowels of the modern day Northwest Territories, Canada. It is unknown when exactly he was born, but most scientists agree that it was sometime around the time when the molten surface of the earth had just begun to cool. Little is known about the early time of Cameron's life, most likely due to the supposed lack of humans during the early part of the planet's history.

Childhood
After outgrowing his wolf-mother and eating her for lunch, Cameron roamed the Americas, which was the name he had bestowed on the large continent he was created on. There he lived in peace until a group of people, which he quickly named Indians because of their red skin, decided they were worthy of the glory of the Americas. (Sorry guys, they didn't come on a boat from the middle east.) Cameron Langley had no problem with this; the Indians had expressed a desire to settle down it the area that is today known as Central America. Since this was, in his mind, the lamest part of the continent, he figured that they would die off soon enough and every thing would be back to normal.

The Indians, who soon gave themselves ridiculous names such as The Aztecs, The Mayans, and The Inca, eventually developed civilization. The Indians also developed a religion based on human sacrifice. Modern anthropologists theorize that the reason for this odd religion was that Cameron had acquired a hobby of hunting Indians and collecting their "pelts". Mistaking him for a lazy white man, the Indians believed that all he wanted was the pelts, and if they sacrificed a slave every once and a while, he would leave them alone. They failed to realize that the best part of the hunt was chasing down a human that was scared half to death and the pelts were just for warmth in the winter. So obviously Cameron kept hunting and the Indians kept sacrificing until all the Indians had killed themselves and the ones who did not were made into blankets. Problem solved. But don't worry, this was very much different from the holocaust in that the Indians were very well armed and fought back on multiple occasions. It was a sort of declared war, not a genocide.

Teen Years
When Cameron was around thirteen or fourteen years old, he single-handedly wrestled down and tamed a mother grizzly bear.