Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar is a fish-faced, human-bodied member of The Mob. He is not, as many people have thought, an alien (in fact, he has no relation to any star-based alien that is involved in wars), he is just a mutant. His parents were very cruel to him and frequently would put entire chunks of solid uranium into his drinking water. It's odd that he didn't see it. Mr. and Mrs. Ackbar shunned their child after he mutated and grew his deformed fish head, and young Admiral had to fend on his own.

He became a wandering hobo, and at the homeless shelter, would warn others when certain people would come on to them suggestively, usually through the means of bathing. He would exclaim that "It's a trap", and indeed, it usually was. Because of his outbursts, the other hobos banded together and kicked him out from under the bridge. Ackbar had to leave, muttering to himself "it's a crap.........py relationship that I had with those guys, anyway".

Ackbar found himself in the midst of The Mob one day, and marveled at the superpowers of Easily-Ripped-Off-Arms Man. He remarked that his arms "could not repel ripping power of that magnitude" and quickly became Easily-Ripped-Off-Arms Man's biggest fan. Ackbar wasn't a fan of violence, but he still joined The Mob because of his fascination with the "hero". He always dressed up just like the hero's secret identity form, oddly enough. Months later, in the Battle of Ma'shegga'ra'agslan Field, Ackbar let his comrades know that it was a trap, and quickly fled before he could be seen again. Though nearly everyone died in battle, Ackbar was able to live because of his cowardice. No one knows where he is now, but he was last spotted in a mysterious black void, saying "it's a wrap."