Farmer

The Farmer is the one who supplied Count Crrrrraig with a seal, a pig and a farmhand to create The Monster. The Farmer's real name is Ole MckDonild. Ole MckDonild had a farm and on that farm he grew some weed. Lots and lots of weed. It's actually surprising how much weed he grew. The only reason he had a pig, a seal, and a guy there is because he had an extreme case of the munchies. Cannibalism and possesion of illegal drugs aside, MckDonild is actually a pretty chill farmer who speaks rather sophisticated english when he does not have a piece of straw in his mouth.